Hi Douglas, come on, don't be shy!
There, that's better isn't it?
Now, don't be silly, of course your bum doesn't look big on my cushion, whatever gave you that idea!
Of course, Littlest Fairy is not too impressed that he is being given away, and to a BOY at that! Can't be happening apparently, so number two has been commissioned. A trip to the charity shop in town, a pale honey coloured fleece has been paid for, washed and is ready to be cut out.
Do you want to see my other purchase...go on, you may as well, cos I am going to show it to you anyway. How pretty is this?
I handed over £1, yay! One whole pound. Got it home, opened it up and found this cutey inside...bonus!!
Perfect condition, no scuffs or marks and I can't believe that it is mine all mine. Items like this just don't appear for me normally, so it was obviously my lucky day, yipppeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!